FAQ
Yup, I've got an FAQ page now. So for all you anal-retentive putzes
out there, here ya go!
Q: Who the hell are you?
A: G. Gollinger, the Grand Duke of Ni.
Q: Why are you the Grand Duke of Ni?
A: Nobody else wanted to.
Q: Where is Ni?
A: Ni consists of, but is not limited to, the Westminster College UNIX
Lab, Eichenauer Hall Room 110, and North Huntingdon, PA.
Q: All right, enough of this Ni business. What do you do?
A: I'm a computer science and mathematics double major up here at
Westminster College in beautiful downtown New Wilmington, PA. I'm also a
computer lab proctor (not proctologist!)
Q: Where is New Wilmington?
A: New Wilmington, PA, is approximately 70 miles north of Pittsburgh, 60
miles south of Erie, 5 miles north of New Castle, and 20 minutes east of
Youngstown, OH.
Q: How do I get there?
Where do you come from?
Q: Just general directions, please.
All right ya putz. Do any of the following roads sound familiar?
I-79, I-76 (PA Turnpike), I-80, US 19, US 422, PA 956, PA 18, PA 158,
PA 108, PA 208, PA 60 (Some of PA Turnpike)?
Q: No.
Then never mind. Next question, please.
Q: Your page is huge. How do I get around through it?
Do you see a frame on the left side of your browser with a bunch of
buttons?
Q: No.
Then download Netscape 3.0 or higher. MSIE is bullshit and NCSA Mosaic is
just plain shit.
Q: All right, I've downloaded Netscape Communicator and have your page
up. What the...?
Very descriptive question. But all you have to do is click on one of the
buttons to get to that page.
Q: OK, how do I find stuff here?
Go to the bottom of the button bar and click on the "Main Index." Then
click on a letter.
Q: D00D! CAN U G3T M3 SUM KEWL WAREZ?
No, but I will flood ping you. My T1 is stronger than your 1200-baud modem.
Q: Do you have a lot of free time on your hands?
Yup.
Q: Will
clicking here take me back to your front page?
Yup.