The Top 25 Rejected Children's Books
25  The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
24  The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
23  Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, and The Vice Squad
22  Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
21  Clifford the Big Red Dog Is Put To Sleep
20  Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
19  The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book      
18  The Frog Formerly Known as Prince      
17  Alice in WonderBraLand      
16  The Legend of Three-Card Monte
15  40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
14  The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout Would Go Away      13  Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland
12  Where the Wildings Are      
11  The Little Big Book of Necrophelia
10  The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book
9  Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick        
8  The Crack House at Pooh Corner
7  The Dummy's Guide to Crying
6  When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It       
5  Where's Waldo's Weewee?
4  The Dyslexic's Big Anagram Book
3  Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
2  Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will              
and the Number One Rejected Children's Book...
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