From 1rodney@geocities.com Thu Oct 30 20:15:51 1997
Date: Sun, 26 Oct 1997 06:31:06 -0800
From: Joke List <1rodney@geocities.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Ass-icons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emotions," where  
:)
means a smile and :( is a frown.  Sometimes these are represented by :-)
and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass icons?"
Here goes...

       (_!_)      a regular "nice" ass

       (__!__)    a large ass

       (!)        a tight ass

       (_._)      a flat ass

       (_^_)      a bubbly ass

       (_*_)      a sore ass

       (_!__)     a lop-sided ass

       {_!_}       a squishy ass

       (_o_)      an ass that's been around

       (_O_)     and more...

       (_x_)     kiss my ass

       (_X_)     "Get off my ass."

       (_zzz_)    a tired ass

       (_o^o_)   a wise ass

       (_13_)     an unlucky ass

       (_?_)   dumb ass
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