The Incomplete List Of Impolite Words

We start out light with heck, hell, damn, goddamn, bitch, bastard and crud, and
then we get right into crap, turd, shit, dingleberry, piss, piddle, leak, mung
cheese, laying cable, pinching a loaf and dropping a load.  
Ass, booty, butt, hiney, tuckus, bum, buns, rump, cheeks, tits, jugs, bosoms,
knockers, knobs, balloons, brown-eyes, balls, nuts, rock, onions, jewels, stones,
ball-bag, jism, come, wad, shoot, cream, juice, pecker tracks, pearl necklace.
Crabs, does, sift, clap, cleat, raincoat, scumbag, rubber, gasket, french tickler,
dildo, (here we go now), fuck, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump, cut, bang,
cook, batter-wham, beef injection...
Vitamin F, knock up, dip your wick, hide the salami...laying pipe, polishing your
rocket, squattin' on the hog...getting your pole varnished...
A quickie, a nooner, a matinee.
Pop your cookies, bust your nuts, get your rocks off, bananas & cream, piece of
ass, nookie, pooooooontang....(Here we go now...)
Cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash, twat, slash, ginch, hole, slit, snatch, quim, box,
snapper, beaver, tail, pussy, muff, bearded clam...furburger...tuna taco....bush,
hairpie, woolly-booger, glory-hole, a merkin, a muckin, button, clit, cherry,
clamp, snapping pussy, taint, boy-in-the-boat, man-in-the-canoe...
Mutt-rag, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton pony...
Having the painters in.
(Some of these border on poetry, I feel.)
Hard-on, rod-on, bone-on, boner, stiff, piss-hard, wet dream, hot nuts, horny,
randy, blue-balls, lovers'nuts, cunt-struck, queefer, farts, asshole, bunghole,
little brown eyeball...
Bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, buttfuck, backdoor, bite the brown, sugar bowl pie,
mustard roll, up the old dirt road...Hershey Highway...fishing for brown trout.
Fudge packer, pound cake, finger fuck, dry hump, cop-a-feel, tit-fuck, french fuck,
one-man-band...hand-job, french-job, blow-job, head-job, rim-job, hum-job,
pipe-job, suck off, give head, give face, gobble, cop-a-stem, cop-a-doodle, go down
on, muff-dive, mustache ride...sit on my face...yodeling in the gulley....
69...71, which is 69 with two fingers up your ass...68, which is, "You do me and
I'll owe you one..." (Women hear that one all the time.)
Golden showers, around-the-world, daisy chain, sloppy seconds, dog style, mongolian
cluster fuck...group grope, gang bang, circle-jerk, 20 lira, well-hung....
(Here we go again now.)
Dick, prick, dork, dong, tongue, donner, ka-dingus, wang, schlong, putz, pork,
beef, meat, pecker, peter, tool, prong, rod, hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob,
lob, stem, root, joint, gun, piece, weenee, skin-flute, meat-whistle,
tally-whacker...middle leg, short arm, rod of love...Mr. Goodwrench.
Joystick, love muscle, ding-dong, tube steak, pink pencil, bald-headed
mouse....trouser snake...the one-eyed wonder worm.
Jelly roll, pudding, jerk off, jack off, wack off, pull off, beat off, fist-fuck,
wanking, beating your meat, flogging your dong, pounding your pud...beating your
weed, wringing out your rope...stroking it, giving it a tug, beating the
bishop...milking the lizard, choking the chicken...waxing the dolphin.
Wrestling the eel, spank the frank, jerk the gherkin, paddle the pickle, punishing
Percy in your palm...Shooting putty at the moon...pocket pool.
Pimp, hooker, trick, queen, queer, punk, faggot, quiff, dike, diesel dike, lezzie,
bull-dagger, box-plunge, seafood, rough trade, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, fuck
off, piss off, stick it, stuff it, shove it, ram it, jam it, cram it, sit on it,
get laid, get it in, get it on, get it up, mother-fucker, cock-sucker, old fart,
fart-face, fart-sniffer, cock-sniff, asshole, peckerhead, scumbag, fuck up, fuck
off, ball-breaker, ball-buster, a real pisser, cock-teaser, cunt-lapper,
ass-kisser, brown-noser, shithead, shitheel, douche-bag, and mother strapalonean(?)