From cloonasp@westminster.eduWed Mar 19 20:38:35 1997 Date: Tue, 18 Mar 1997 22:28:46 -0500 From: Shaun Cloonan To: gollingj@keystone.westminster.edu Subject: Fw: Fwd: Cartoon drug use (fwd) -Forwarded -Forwarded Date: 03/18/1997 06:36 pm (Tuesday) From: Michael Dean To: MichelRA, rushjc, battiscm, BarrSA, Staffpo.FlynnPG, NardisDM, NeilKG, remaletl, gardnejs, geigerke, glassda, cloonasp, CrimonSJ Subject: Fw: Fwd: Cartoon drug use (fwd) -Forwarded Received: from [205.146.51.167] (167-51.robert-morris.edu [205.146.51.167]) by colonial-server.robert-morris.edu (8.8.4/8.6.12) with SMTP id JAA01129 for ; Tue, 18 Mar 1997 09:56:37 -0500 (EST) X-NUPop-Charset: English Date: Tue, 18 Mar 1997 09:56:21 -0500 (EST) From: "Robert J Mccafferty Jr" Sender: rjmst3@mail.robert-morris.edu Message-Id: <199703180956222926.rjmst3@colonial-server.robert-morris.edu> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" To: biresbj@westminster.edu Subject: Fw: Fwd: Cartoon drug use (fwd) ------------------------------ From: Juliet079@aol.com Date: Fri, 14 Mar 1997 21:36:27 -0500 (EST) To: rjmst3@colonial-server.robert-morris.edu Subject: Fwd: Cartoon drug use (fwd) --------------------- Forwarded message: From: sostaric@sgi.net (Ann Marie Sostaric) To: fostin@hotmail.com, gbpeter@tiac.net, bfreeman@awod.com, sunrider@tamuk.edu, red21580@aol.com, juliet079@aol.com, itsme@nauticom.net, zenonjp@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca, gt6824b@prism.gatech.edu, wishfish@pgh.net, hades@pgh.nauticom.net, zarthon@wintermute.mafia.com, rasta@asu.edu Date: 97-03-14 21:06:48 EST >Return-Path: >Date: Fri, 14 Mar 1997 11:40:08 -0500 (EST) >From: Ruth >X-Sender: remst32@unixs5.cis.pitt.edu >To: sostaric@sgi.net >Subject: Fwd: Cartoon drug use (fwd) > > > >---------- Forwarded message ---------- > >Top Ten Drug Using Cartoon Suspects: > >10. Gargamel (From the Smurfs) > Most likely LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in >sissy white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan >to do with the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway? > >9. Olive Oyl > Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that >skinny?! She might even be anorexic, she is always giving her burger >to her friend. One side question, what the hell are Popeye and Brutus >thinking? What is it her personality? NOT! > >8. Snagglepuss > Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, or the look, but he is >suspicious. > >7. He-Man > This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1. "BY THE POWER >OF ANABOL!!!!!!" Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his >castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the >shit in his pet tiger. Can we say "Animal Abuse". > >6.& 5. Yogi and Boo Boo > We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back >to the cave and trip. Another side ? - Are they gay? I mean, take >a look at BooBoo. Not that there's anything wrong with that..... > >4. Droopy > The number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't someone slip him >an upper every year or two. The only time I ever saw him happy is >when he sees the picture of the babe. Sort of makes you wonder. > >3.Dopey Dwarf > He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement but they >are under investigation. Allegations are that Doc is writing some >extra scripts for Sneezy and all the guys partaking are afloat. > >2.Daffy Duck > If he isn't using crack, Merion Barry is clean. He is so wired he >bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the >time. Some symptoms might be from "daffiness" but Haldol wouldn't >work for him. > >1.Shaggy > By far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the >boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to >the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per >episode does pot no if, ands, or, buts about it. And Look at the >way him and his friends painted that van! Pretty rad design dude. > > > > > > > > > ><< End of Forwarded message >> > > > > > > >***************************************************************************** * > >* To subscribe to GLBPOC, send mail to: majordomo@abacus.oxy.edu * >* In the mail message, enter ONLY the words: subscribe glbpoc > * >* To unsubscribe to GLBPOC, send mail to: majordomo@abacus.oxy.edu * >* In the mail message, enter ONLY the words: unsubscribe glbpoc > * >* Words in the Subject: line are NOT processed! > * >***************************************************************************** * > > > > >