Chinese Menu

 Suk Mi Pagoda Menu
 Cuntonese Cuisine
 6969 Fellatio Blvd.
 Escondildo, CA
 281-6969 (that's Two ate one, sixty-nine,sixty-nine)
 
 A -La - Carte
 
 Cream Sum Yung Guy... Women love it
 Cum Drop Soup ....... Same as above, but no MSG
 Suc Sum Tit ......... Chef's favorite
 
 Luncheon Specials
 
 1.  Sum Yung Chick....Sweet and delicious
 2.  Sum Dum Fuc ......Same as #1 but without brains
 3.  Wong Hong Lo......Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
 4.  Suc Mi Pork.......Mostly white meat for light eaters
 5.  Suc Mi Dork.......Mostly dark meat for big eaters
 
 Dinner Combinations
 
 1.  Goo in Hand..........For those dining alone
 2.  Suc Mi Wang..........Traditional Chinese sausage
 3.  Cum Too Soon.........Order early!  These go fast!
 4.  Sum Dum Chick........Always a low cost favorite
 5.  Fuc Mei Slo..........Takes 2 hours to prepare
 6.  Lik Mi Clit..........A lip smacking Oriental treat
 7.  Goo Wee Chick........No extra charge for sloppy seconds
 8.  Yung Poon Tang.......Fresh daily
 9.  Too Can Choo.........Includes sausage and fish for two
 10. Wai Too Yung.........Not available on school nights
 11. Fuc Sum Now..........Raw fish for those in a hurry
 12. Tung Sum Chick.......Chef's Special
 13. Sum Gulp Twat........Low-cal diet special
 14. Bang Ho Face.........Served sitting down
 15. Bang Ho Butt.........Served with warm oil and jelly
 16. Hoo Flung Poo........Lobster bibs & raincoats provided
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