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From: WONDERFUL <duke@beloved.com>
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Date: Sun, 11 May 1997 12:01:50 -0700
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bluewasp wrote:
> 
> >>Results of the Washington Post Style Invitational, in which readers
> >>were asked to come up with intriguing questions to be considered by
> >>President Clinton's special commission to study the moral and
> >>practical effects of cloning:
> >>
> >>Are the pope and his clone both infallible?  What if they disagree
> >>about something?
> >>
> >>Can you clone Alan Greenspan, or does it have to be LIVING tissue?
> >>
> >>If Larry King clones himself and interviews himself on his show,
> >>wouldn't that pretty much make nuclear war something we could all look
> >>forward to?
> >>
> >>If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?
> >>
> >>If the DNA from the bloody glove were cloned and produced a baby O.J.
> >>Simpson, then could we maybe get an actual guilty verdict?
> >>
> >>If Hare Krishnas start cloning themselves, how will the rest of us
> >>find out?
> >>
> >>If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V or Henry IV Jr. or wait,
> >>Henry IV part II?
> >>
> >>If Michael Jackson is cloned, is it against the law for him to play
> >>with himself as a child?
> >>
> >>Would there be a market for genetic "factory seconds" and
> >>"irregulars"?
> >>
> >>Could they clone Al Gore, or would he have to be grafted?
> >>
> >>Is it possible to make a clone of Kate Moss and then attach the two
> >>together to make a regular-sized person?  Sure, she'd have two heads,
> >>but that would still be way more normal.
> >>
> >>Would it work if I binged and my clone purged?
> >>
> >>Would it be ethical to dig up the remains of our founding fathers,
> >>create clones from the bone cells, and place them in a theme park
> >>called Clonial Williamsburg?
> --
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