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Date: Tue, 03 Jun 1997 13:31:39 -0700
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Two cops were assigned to the local schools.
their job was to get the students to sign
a pledge not to do drugs.
after about two weeks their supervisor called 
them into his office.
Why? he asked  Do you have such a differance in success?
cop 1 is only signing 47% of the students he talkes to.
But Cop 2 is signing up 98% !
So What is your technique.

 Well says Cop1 
I show them a dime and a quarter.
then I tell thim the quarter is their brain 
and the dime is their brain on Drugs.

abuot 47% get the point.

 What I do says cop2. 
I show them a dime 
I say this is your asshole.
then I show them a quarter.
I say this is your asshole after Jail.

about 98% get the point.