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Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Dallas Cowboys Jokes
From: Rodolofo Salazar <rudysalazar@earthlink.net>
Date: Tue, 08 Apr 1997 19:37:29 -0700

What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?........A "huddle".
     
     
 2
. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car- who's driving?......The police.
     
     
 3. Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field
anymore?
    ...It's a parole violation for him to associate with known
felons.
     
 4. Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it
will be
    6-8 weeks before he can video a teammate having sex.
     
 5. Why is Chicago trying to sign Michael Irvin?
    ...Got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke
machine.
     
 6. Why are they getting rid of the artificial turf in Texas
Stadium?
    ....because the Cowboys play better on "grass."
     
 7. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System"
    ... Yes your Honor... No your Honor.
     
 8. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year-
       ... 12 arrests, 5 convictions
     
 9. Who is the new defensive coordinator for the Dallas Cowboys?
     ...He's Johnnie Cochran, previously the defensive
coordinator for
OJ.
     
 10. How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring
training?
    ..... Studying the Miranda Rights.