From davek@clark.net Mon Sep 8 21:56:25 1997 Date: Monday, 8 Sep 1997 17:05:20 -0500 From: David Kunz Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Subject: Fwd: Leogets-deductive reasoning There was this college student who was in line to sign up for classes and he saw this class he had to take called deductive reasoning. so he went to the teacher and he asked him what it was the teacher said "let me give you an example" Do you have a lawnmower? -he said yes... well if you have a lawnmower then you must have a house. -he said, well yes.. then if you have a house you must have kids -he said yes.. then, if you have kids, you must have a wife -he said yes, again well if you have a wife, you like girls. Thats deductive reasoning. the student said he understood, and signed for the class. right after that, another student came up to him and said "do you know what deductive reasoning is?" he said "sure let me give you an example" the other student said,"ok" he said "do you have a lawnmower" the otherstudent said "no" he said "fag" -- David Kunz Operator Error... Replace operator and hit any key to continue. ===================END FORWARDED MESSAGE=================== David Kunz