Funny Definitions
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  abundance    a social event in the bakery

  accrue       the people who run a ship

  acoustic     a stick used to play pool

  aloha        reduced in sound. ex: please speak in aloha voice

  amidst       a thick fog

  asset        a little donkey

  bulldozer    someone who sleeps through political speeches

  cannibal     a person who is fed up with people

  can opener   the key to the bathroom

  cigarette    a bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the
               other

  dare         not here, stupid...dare!

  debate       it lures de fish

  dimple       a pimple going the other way

  eavesdrop    what happens when the roof falls in

  enlist       n, n, n, n, n, ...

  eureka       a sophisticated way of saying, "You stink!"

  mississippi  a hippie's wife

  normalize    20-20 vision

  oily         the opposite of late

  shortening   one of the important ingredients in a good sermon

  will power   the ability to eat only one nacho chip

          Last modified on Saturday, November 09, 1996 11:43:35 AM
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                         Copyright =A91996, John Gourd