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Subject: The Best of the Dead Princess Jokes !!!
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"Too bad O.J. wasn't driving!"

What is worse than being chased by paparazzi?
Being chauffeured by a French driver.

What's worse than being chauffeured by a French driver?
Being treated by a French doctor.

What did the French hospital say to Charles when he picked up the
Phone?
Princess Die.

What did the French photographer say to Princess Diana as she was pulled
from the car wreck?
"What will you be wearing at the funeral?"

New 1998 model now available:
"Mercedes-Benz-Twistz-Manglz-Crunchz"

What were Princess Diana's last words?
"Would you leave me alone already? I'm a bloody princess!"

What's the difference between the NFL and Princess Diana?
The NFL players came out of the tunnel Sunday...

What do Lady Di and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact over in Europe.

Di and Dodi's favorite band is?
Crash Test Dummies!

When Prince Charles was being told of Diana's death he was all ears.

What did Prince Charles say when he heard the news?
"Shall I garage you motorbike mum?" 

Q. How did Di stay so thin?
A: It was that crash diet...

Why did lady di go and die?
She wanted to be the first to try on the Versace Summer 98 Collection.

Why was the cement pillar red?
It got Di on it.

Why did Di go to Paris?
To get smashed!

What was the driver's favorite drink?
Harvey Wallbangers!