From mofo@picknowl.com.au Fri Nov  7 21:42:22 1997
Date: Tue, 4 Nov 1997 01:09:55 +1030
From: Joshua Thorp <mofo@picknowl.com.au>
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: dicky

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Life of a dick

It^Òs tough being a dick,
You have a head you can not think with
An eye you can not see with
And you hang around all day with two nuts
Your closes neighbor is an asshole 
And your best friend is a pussy
Besides that your owner pounds on you all day 
And Because of aids
You have to ware a rubber and throw up over your self