Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: dirty Ernie
Date: 11 Apr 1997 13:45:16 GMT
Xref: marlin.ucsf.edu alt.tasteless.jokes:55958

My first posting......
The once was a little boy named Ernie. He had the filthiest mind the
teacher ever knew. One day the teacher was doing a description and reply
for her class. She would put her hand in a bag and descibe an object and
someone in the class would tell what is was. So she reached in the bag and
said "What is red and round?" And Mary replied "an Apple" the teacher said
"no a red rubber ball, but I like the way your thinking". Then she reahced
in the bag and said "What is orange and round? Billy replied "a orange" 
the teacher said " No a orange rubber ball, but I like the way your
thinking." At that moment Ernie saw his opportunity and jumped up on his
desk and stuck his hand in his pocket. Then said" Wats long and hard and
has a red tip??" The teacher in disgust said " Ernie that is disgusting"
Ernie replied "wrong a pencil, but I like the way your thinking" :-)