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From: deeb@seashore.net (deeb)
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Subject: Divorced Barbie
Date: 23 Feb 1998 18:05:35 GMT
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How much is that Barbie in the Window?...

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes 
that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a 
present.

He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the 
shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, 
"We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the 
Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to 
the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and 
Divorced Barbie for $265.00".

Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the 
others are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious" the sales lady says.  "Divorced Barbie comes 
with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."