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From: rstill@mailhost.iamerica.net (Omnipotent1)
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Subject: What did she mean when she said.......
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and What They Actually Mean)

 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
 banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic
 geezer.)

 8. I'm not attracted to you in *that* way. (You are the ugliest dork
 I've ever laid eyes upon.)

 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich
sugar
 daddy.)

 6. I've got a boyfriend. (I've got a vibrator.)

 5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even
 date you if you were in the same *solar system*, much less the
 same building.)

 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
 unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

 2. I'm celibate. (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men
 altogether.)

 ...and the number 1 rejection line given by women
 (and what it actually means)

 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
 excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex
with.)

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