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Omnipotent1 wrote:
> 
> There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were
> at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside,
> and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but
> whose
> igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had
> the
> coldest igloo.
> 
> They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and
> poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air
> and
> fell onto the floor. "Not bad" said the other Eskimos, but each
> maintained their igloo was colder still.
> 
> So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!"
> and
> took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big
> lump and fell to the floor. "Wow, that's colder than mine! "said the
> first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still.
> 
> So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!"
> and
> went into the bedroom, threw back the thick furs, and retrieved one of
> several small balls of ice there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and
> held a match under it. When it heated up enough, it went
> "FFFAAAARRRRTTT". He won.
> 
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How are Eskimos and Plumbers alike????
.....Both like a tight seal.
-- 
Matt Isner	
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