From dfan@harmonixmusic.com Fri Sep 19 09:01:44 1997 Date: 16 Sep 1997 18:56:32 -0400 From: Dan Schmidt Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Re: this is not a love song buzzard@world.std.com (Sean T Barrett) writes: | Ilana Stern wrote: | >Be my unlover, antidarling | >And I'll be satisfied. | | Take a posting of dfan's "ex-girlfriend" as read, here. | | Unless he decides to do it himself. | | buzzard | actually, I don't know all of the words even after hearing it ten million times Well, just since you asked for it. Ex-girlfriend Won't you be my ex-girlfriend We'll have a friendship that will never end Be my ex-girlfriend Why should we pledge our hearts When it's only going to fall apart Let's just end it all before we start Be my ex-girlfriend I don't want to hold hands with you and I don't want to kiss I just want to stay up all night with you and fondly reminisce Be my ex-girlfriend We'll sit and talk about way back when If we make up we can break up again Be my ex-girlfriend Oh darling can't you see That the two of us were meant to be Former lovers for eternity Be my ex-girlfriend I don't want to go out with you and I don't want to have sex I just want to see the way you blush when I introduce you as my ex [tasteful solo] Well I've been in love before and it's always been the same The love ends eventually and it causes lots of pain But after a while I remember with a smile and then I don't feel so blue And that's the way I want to think when I think of you Oh darling break up with me Be my ex-girlfriend -- Dan Schmidt -> dfan@harmonixmusic.com, dfan@alum.mit.edu Honest Bob & the http://www2.thecia.net/users/dfan/ Factory-to-Dealer Incentives -> http://www2.thecia.net/users/dfan/hbob/ Gamelan Galak Tika -> http://web.mit.edu/galak-tika/www/