From squeaky@gate.net Fri Nov 21 16:54:23 1997 Date: Tue, 18 Nov 1997 10:12:16 -0500 From: Squeaky Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Subject: Re: joke *FLAME FORM**FLAME FORM**FLAME FORM**FLAME FORM* Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [ ]Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous [ ] you posted something that has been posted a million times this month [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] Your ad sucks anyway since nobody asked for it [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You spam [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you kEwL [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ ] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave for a month. [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your shit somewhere else [ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser [ ] Learn to post or fuck off [ ] All of the above -- -- Squeaky Visit the Home of Squeak http://www.gate.net/~squeaky |--------------------------------------------------------------------------| |Cartman - "That's my pot pie kitty..... MOM kitty's | |being a dildo agian" | | |Mom - "I know a certian little kitty kitty who's sleeping | |with mommy tonight" | | |--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D Dekeyzer wrote in message <01bcf3d8$e7933100$d8c2b0cf@gtn>... > > >Inder Pal wrote in article ><64lgfu$aa7$1@news.cftnet.com>... > READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON.... >A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is