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      The Lucky Frog
     
A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing.
He's on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit, 9 iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone so he tries again.  "Ribbit, 9 iron."
He looks down at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong. 
He puts his other club away and grabs the 9 iron.
BOOM! He hits a birdie and he is shocked!
He says to the frog, "Wow, that was amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit, lucky frog, lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. 
"What do you think frog," the man asks.
"Ribbit, 3 wood, " the frog replies.
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of his life and asks the frog, "Where to next?"
"Ribbit, Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "Okay, now what?" 
The frog says, "Ribbit, roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"
"Ribbit, $3000, black 6."
Now, it was a million to one shot that this would win, but after the golf game, the man figured what the heck.
BOOM! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down saying, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You 
won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit, kiss me."
He figures why not. After all the things the frog did for him, he deserves it.
All of a sudden, the frog turns into the most gorgeous sixteen year old girl in the world.     

 ...And that, Your Honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.
     
     





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