How to Use FUCK as a Meaningful Word

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which, just
by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language,
"fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb,
both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by
John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb
(Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested
in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as
an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm
late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is
easy but, fuck, she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few
words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck."


Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many
situations:

Aggression - Fuck you! 
Agreement - Fucking-ay right! 
Amazement - Fucking shit! 
Annoyance - Don't fuck with me. 
Apathy - Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? 
Benevolence - Don't do me any fucking favors. 
Command - Go fuck yourself! 
Confusion - What the fuck? 
Denial - I didn't fucking do it. 
Despair - Fucked again. 
Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking thing. 
Directions - Fuck off. 
Disbelief - Unfuckingbelievable! 
Dismay - Oh, fuck it! 
Displeasure - What the fuck is going on here? 
Encouragement - Keep on fucking. 
Etiquette - Pass the fucking salt! 
Fraud - I got fucked. 
Greetings - How the fuck are ya? 
Hatred of chemistry - Thermofuckingdynamics. 
Identification - Who the fuck are you? 
Ignorance - He's such a fuck head. 
Incompetence - He's a fuck up. 
Insight - You're out of your fucking mind! 
Laziness - He's a fuck off. 
Lost - Where the fuck are we? 
Panic - Let's get the fuck out of here. 
Passive - Fuck me! 
Perplexity - I fucking know all about it. 
Philosophical - Who gives a fuck? 
Pleasure - I couldn't be any fucking happier! 
Question - You ain't fucking me? 
Rebellion - Fuck the world! 
Resignation - Oh, fuck it! 
Retaliation - Up your fucking ass! 
Suspicion - Who the fuck are you? 
Trouble - I guess I'm fucked now. 
Ugliness - You're a dumb looking fuck. 
Wisdom - Fuck that shit! 
Wonder - How the fuck did you do that? 


It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole." 

It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" 

It can be maternal - "Motherfucker." 

It can be political - "Fuck Dan Quayle!" 



It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
"What fucking Jews?!, they're toast." Adolf Hitler
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of the "Challenger" 
"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." John F.
Kennedy
"Where the fuck did the bridge go to ?" Robert Kennedy.
"I didn't fucking do it!" O.J. Simpson