From remensdj@westminster.edu Sun Apr 12 12:36:21 1998
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 1998 09:38:43 -0400
From: David Remensky <remensdj@westminster.edu>
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Subject: Fwd: A QUICK QUIZ FOR THE "GENTLE"MEN....


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Date: Mon, 06 Apr 1998 20:24:32 -0400
From: John D Remensky <jremensky@juno.com>
To: pm1201@aol.COM, remensdj@westminster.edu
Subject: A QUICK QUIZ FOR THE "GENTLE"MEN....

 


1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

    a)    Lovemaking
    b)    Screwing
    c)    The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've
both shared:

    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
    b) Your blood-test results
    c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

    a) Your partner climaxes first
    b) You both climax simultaneously
    c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

    a) Healthy, creative love-play
    b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
    c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out
about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
    is:
    a) The best part of the experience
    b) The second best part of the experience
    c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last
month.  You tell her that it is:

    a) No concern of yours
    b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
    c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
    a) A myth
    b) An oxymoron
    c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

    a) Appetiser is to entree
    b) Priming is to painting
    c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
at
the end of a relationship?

    a) "I hope we can still be friends."
    b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the
tone...."
    c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure
you
really are a man.

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're
still a
little confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.

 

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