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From: dadjr@ksu.edu (Dean A Draper Jr)
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Subject: the universal grade change form
Date: 9 May 1997 08:15:36 -0500
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                          UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM

                  Name of School: ________________________

 To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________

 I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be
 changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:

 ______1.    The persons who copied my paper got a higher grade than I did.

 ______2.    The person whose paper I copied got a higher grade than I did.

 ______3.    This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't
             get into:
             ______ Law School
             ______Medical School          ______Graduate School
             ______Dental School           ______My Fraternity/Sorority
             ______The Mickey Mouse Club   ______Tri County Tech

 ______4.    I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in
             _______________.

 ______5.    I'll lose my scholarship.

 ______6.    I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy
             of your exam.

 ______7.    I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used
             did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

 ______8.    I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every
             little fact.

 ______9.    I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams
             asked about general principles.

 _____10.    You are prejudiced against:
             ______Males         ______Jews          ______Blacks
             ______Females       ______Catholics     ______Whites
             ______Protestants   ______Moslems       ______Minorities
             ______Chicanos      ______People        ______Students

 _____11.    If I flunk out of school my father will
             disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

 _____12.    I was unable to do well in this course because of the
             following illness:
             ______mono                  ______broken baby finger
             ______acute alcoholism      ______pregnancy/fatherhood
             ______VD                    ______procrastination

 _____13.    You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly
             how you wanted that done.

 _____14.    I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

 _____15.    I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

 _____16.    The lectures were:
             ______too detailed to pick out important points
             ______not explained in sufficient detail
             ______too boring
             ______all jokes and not enough material
             ______all of the above

 _____17.    This course was:

             ______too early, I was not awake..
             ______at lunchtime, I was hungry
             ______too late, I was tired

 _____18.    My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my
             (book, notes, paper) for this course.

 _____19.    Other___________________________________________________