======== Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: more advertising ideas From: "M. Farahbakhshian" Date: Mon, 12 May 1997 08:28:06 -0400 A few ideas: 1. A heated swimming pool/movie theater. Picture it; an olympic-sized heated indoor pool, with fountains, water polo areas, etc. WHen you're sick of swimming, you pop onto an innertube and lie back, enjoy a cool drink, and watch a movie on the IMAX multi-story movie screen. 2. Beer delivery. Let's face it, many of the accidents that happen occur because, at a party, the keg runs dry. The most sober person is sent out to buy more, but, the most sober is not sober enough. Hence, 24-hour beer delivery. Beer straight to your home: 1-800-BEER-NOW. As an added twist, domestic beers have domestic drivers, and foreign beers have foreign drivers. 3. Roller Fencing. Like street hockey, except it's fencing. "CAR!" (everyone moves out of the way). "EN GARDE!" back to the action. 4. Pay-Per-View: The Spice Girls, the Indigo Girls, and the Golden Girls in a jello-wrestling fight to the death. Enjoy... ...said the clown as he excruciatingly placed the barrel of the revolver to his temple. "Enjoy your petty lives, because *I* have a Hale-Bopp Comet to catch!" He then proceeded to plant hot lead into his skull. It was yum-a-licious. -- I hate how Goths attempt to enshroud themselves (pun intended) in the "mystery of the night" or the "lure" of the vampire. Well, let me tell you, it's a lot harder to find fresh blood at 3 A.M. than it is to get a decent burger at 1 P.M. Yeah, Goths may be masters of the night, but we are masters of the day, and that's when the stores are open. http://farahbakhshian.com http://dd.home.ml.org