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From: Vk <vallekas@australiamail.com>
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Subject: Re: Prostitute Joke...
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 1997 02:16:42 -0400
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Mike Oxhard wrote:

> So into a bar comes a prostitute.  She spots a koala bear sitting
> at the end of the bar.  After a little small-talk and flirting, the
> koala bear goes home with her.  They frolic all night long.  The next
> morning, the koala gets up and wanders towards the door.
>
> "HEY! Where are you going?" yells the prostitute. "I haven`t been
> paid!"
>
> Realizing that he is a koala bear and might not understand, she
> reaches
> for a dictionary and looks up *prostitute*.  She shows him the
> definition:
>
> PROSTITUTE (pros`ti toot) n. A woman who performs services for money.
>
> The koala bear looks at her and then grabs the dictionary.  He shows
> her
> a definition:
>
> KOALA BEAR (ko all e Bare) n. A furry marsupial. Eats bush and leaves.
>
> --
> ________________________
> >>>>>>>>>>>>o<<<<<<<<<<<
> Hammer Nail    ^      Here.......
> To Remove SPAM. Hahaha !!!

   I told that one before in aus.jokes and my E-mailbox nearly exploded
for two-and-a-half weeks, for calling a Koala a bear...