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From: "THE BIG PIG" <kcds1w@qJuno.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: (:)MENSA Pick-up Lines
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 1998 09:58:29 -0500
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Received from Poor Innocent Guy Paul of Boise, Idaho:
MENSA pick-up lines
"This is your brain.  This is your brain on my naked thigh.  Any questions?"
"Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?"
"Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as
yourself inhabit a locus such as this?"
"What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean
Geometry?"
"It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be
overqualified."
"You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all capacity
for cognitive discourse."
"Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!"
"You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through
my mind all night."
"That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."
"According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we
may already be making love right now."
"If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take
umbrage?"
"I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus."
"Ooohh, your IQ is 145?  I like 'em dumb and strong!"
"Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*."
(:)PIGS SITE OF THE DAY:  LitLine - dedicated to independent presses and
journals, "from the avant-garde to the terminally hip."
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(:)POOR INNOCENT GUY QUOTE OF THE DAY: "There's two lovers in the stands.
He kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls."--Minnesota
Twins sportscaster, during a lull in the game when the camera was taking
shots of people in the stands.
(from Ross and Kathryn Petras in The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, Workman
Publishing Company, 1997)
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THE BIG PIG
(:)PIGS (Poor Innocent Guys Society)
Dedicated to Poor Innocent Guys (victims of the wiles of women)
and the SLOTHS (Smart Ladies of the House)
who put up with them
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