======== Path: Supernews69!supernews.com!news.eecs.umich.edu!panix!newsfeed.internetmci.com!arclight.uoregon.edu!enews.sgi.com!newshub1.home.com!newshub2.home.com!news.home.com!howland.erols.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news-sea-19.sprintlink.net!news-in-west.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!Sprint!194.168.4.227!newsfeed.cableol.net!newsfeed2.cableol.net!cableol.net!usenet From: "Sabre Man" Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Subject: Re: Jokes about Mexicanos Date: Wed, 2 Jul 1997 19:32:58 +0100 Organization: Virgin Internet Lines: 694 Message-ID: <5pe6vf$7i8@news3-gui.server.cableol.net> References: <5pbr0d$4cu$1@usenet85.supernews.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: p33-kittiwake-gui.tch.virgin.net X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.71.0544.0 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE Engine V4.71.0544.0 Xref: Supernews69 alt.tasteless.jokes:166378 q: Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? a: It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line. q: Why don't mexicans have barbeques? a: the beans keep slipping through the grill. q: Why don't mexicans marry blacks? a: then their kids would be too lazy to steal. Q: what do you call a mexican baptism? A: a bean dip. Q: what has 3 mexicans, a chinese, and 4 blacks? A: a sprinkler spick, spick, spick, *chink*, 1niggerniggerniggernigger Q: why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo? A: he only had 2 cars. Q. What do have when there are two mexicans in a box? A. A pair of loafers Q. What do you get when you cross a mexican with an asian? A. A car their who can't drive. Q. Why can't Mexicans become Doctors? A. It's too hard to spray paint perscriptions. Q: Why do Mexicans have noses? A: To have something to pick in the offseason. Q. what do you get when you cross a chicano and a polock? A kid who spraypaints his name on a chain link fence. Q. Why did the Mexican government have to cancel both drivers ed and sex ed in the schools? A.The donkeys couldn't take anymore. Q. What do you get when you cross a chicano and a polock? A. A kid who spraypaints his name on a chain link fence. Q. What d0 the Mexicans do when the Asians moved into the neighborhood? A. Buy auto insurance. Q. How do you starve a Mexican? A. Hide thier Food Stamps under thier work boots. Q. Whats a Mexican with no arms? A. Trustworthy This couple went to a bar to have a few drinks. The guy goes off to the restroom, and sees a mexican guy picking up on his girl. So, the guy tells the mexican to back off, he knows Karate. The mexican guy says "Hey, ju back off, man! I know mexican judo!" "What the hell is mexican Judo?" he asks. The mexican guy says "Hey, ju don' know eef I got a knife, ju don' know eef I got a gun..." This is for Laura Schooler (no flames, please, the accent is overdone for drama): A guy goes into a Texas bar all dejected, and orders a drink. The barkeep says, "Here, you look down. It's on the house if you'll tell me your story." "Okay," the guy says in a heavy Mexican accent. "Ess like theese: I jused to be an inspector for the Mexican Navy." "Really!" the barkeep says, surprised. "I didn't know Mexico had a Navy." "Oh, chure," the inspector says. "So, what did you inspect?" "Submarines." "What did you have to do?" "Well," the inspector says, taking a big drink. "I get into the submarine with all the other guys in the Navy and I say, 'Take it down to 100 feet!'" "And what happens?" "Then I go around and check for leaks. Then I say, 'Take it down to 200 feet!'" "And then what happens?" "Then I go around and check for leaks again. And if everything goes well, I say, 'Take it down to a thousand feet!'" "And then what happens?" The Mexican inspector shakes his head sadly. "Then those damn adobe walls just fall apart!" ----------- So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white guy asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after you pee?" And the Mexican guy replies, "Because we Mexicans don't piss in our hands" -------- Q. Do You Know Why They Don't Let Mexicans In The Fire Department? A. Because They Can't Tell Hose-A From Hose-B! Q. How Do 3 Mexicans Cross The Rio Grand? A. One Swims And The Other 2 Cross On The Scum. Q. How Many Mexicans Does It Take To Grease A Car? A. One If You Hit 'em Right. Q. If A Polack And A Mexican Fall Off The Top Of A Tall Building, Who Hits The Ground First? A1. The Polack, Because The Mexican Stopped To Spray His Name On The Wall A2. The Mexican, Because The Polack Got Lost A3. Who Cares? Q. What Do Mexicans Call Bartle & James Wine Cooler? A. Dos Okies Q. What Do You Call A Mexican Woman With No Legs Who's Trying To Stand Up? A. Consuelo Q. What Do You Call A Mexican With A Vasectomy? A. A Dry Martinez. Q. What Do You Call A Mexican Midget? A. A Speck. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican With An Oriental? A. A Car Thief Who Can't Drive Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Mexican With An Octopus? A. I Don't Know, But It Can Sure Pick Lettuce Q. What Is A Wiener? A. The First One To Cross The Line At A Mexican Track Meet. Q. What Is The Name Of Mexico's Telephone Company? A. "Taco Bell." Q. What Would You Call A Mexican Gigolo? A. Juan For The Money! Q. When Does A Mexican Become A Spaniard? A. When He Marries Your Daughter. Q. Why Aren't There Any Swimming Pools In Mexico? A. Because All The Mexicans Who Can Swim Are Over Here. Q. Why Do Mexicans Eat Beans For Dinner? A. So They Can Take Bubble Baths. Q. Why Do Mexicans Have Re-Fried Beans? A. Have You Ever Heard Of A Mexican Doing Anything Right The First Time? Q. Why Don't Mexicans Barbecue? A. Because The Beans Slip Through The Grill Q. Why Wasn't Christ Born In Mexico? A. Because They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin. Q. Why Was The mexican So Excited? A. He Found Out He Could Use Right Guard Under His Left Arm! Q. Why Is There So Little Great mexican Literature? A. Spray Paint Wasn't Invented Until 1950. Q. Why Is The Average Age Of The mexican Army, 40? A. Because They Take 'em Right Out Of High School! Q. Why Is Semen White And Pee Yellow? A. So Mexicans Can Tell If They're Coming Or Going. Q. Why Don't They Give Mexicans A Whole Hour For Lunch? A. They Don't Want To Have To Retrain Them. Q. Why Don't The mexican Play Hide And Seek? A. Because No-One Would Look For Them. Q. Why Don't Mexicans Like Blow Jobs? A. They're Afraid It'll Interfere With Their Unemployment Benefits. Q. Why Don't Mexicans Have Checking Accounts? A. Because It's Hard To Sign Checks With A Spray Can. Q. Why Don't mexican Women Use Vibrators? A. It Chips Their Teeth. Q. Why Don't mexican Women Breast Feed Their Children? A. It Hurts Too Much To Boil Their Nipples! Q. Why Does The New mexican Navy Have Glass-Bottomed Boats? A. So They Can See The Old mexican Navy. Q. Why Does A mexican Wear A Hat To The Toilet To Take A Crap? A. So That He Will Know Which End To Wipe. Q. Why Do Mexicans Pick At Their Belly Buttons When Their Plates Are Clean? A. They Want An After-Dinner Lint. Q. Why Do Mexicans Make The Best Astronauts? A. Because They Take Up Space In School. Q. Why Do Mexicans Make Such Lousy Lovers? A. They Always Wait For The Swelling To Go Down. Q. Why Do Mexicans Have Noses? A. So They Have Something To Pick In The Wintertime. Q. Why Do mexican Police Have Man-Dog Teams? A. Two Heads Are Better Than One. Q. Why Did The mexican Wear Rubbers On His Ears? A. He Was Afraid Of Hearing-AIDS. Q. Why Did The mexican Staple His Nuts Together? A. Since He Couldn't Lick Them, He Thought He Could Join Them. Q. Why Did The mexican Spy Bug The Enemy's Toilets? A. So He Could Monitor Every Movement. Q. Why Did The mexican Proctologist Use Two Fingers ? A. In Case The Patient Wanted A Second Opinion. Q. Why Did The mexican Jump Off The Empire State Building? A. To Show Everybody That He Had Guts. Q. Why Did The mexican Get Fired From His Elevator Operator Job? A. He Forgot The Route! Q. Why Are They Using Mexicans Instead Of Laboratory Rats In Experiments Now? A. Mexicans Breed Faster And You Don't Get So Attached To Them. Q. Why Are There No mexican Pharmacies? A. They Can't Figure Out How To Put The Little Bottles In The Typewriter. Q. Why Are Mexicans So Quick On Their Feet? A. Because They Spend Their First Nine Months Dodging Coat Hangers. Q. Who Won The mexican Beauty Contest? A. Nobody. Q. Where Does A mexican Car Pool Meet? A. At Work! Q. What Is The Leading Killer Among mexican Women? A. Toxic Sock Syndrome Q. What Is Long And Hard That A mexican Bride Gets On Her Wedding Night? A. A New Last Name. Q. What Is Gross Ignorance? A. One Hundred And Forty-Four Mexicans. Q. What Is An mexican Cocktail? A. A Glass Of Wine With A Booger In It. Q. What Is A Favorite mexican Wine? A. "You Never Take Me Anywhere" Q. What Is A mexican? A. Someone Who Goes To The Bathroom To Fart. Q. What Is A mexican Pencil? A. A Pencil With Erasers On Both Ends. Q. What Happened To The Mexicans National Library? A. Someone Stole The Book. Q. What Does It Say At The Top Of An mexican Step Ladder? A. S T O P! Q. What Does It Say At The Top Of An mexican Milk Bottle? A. "See Other End For Instructions" Q. What Does It Say At The Bottom Of An mexican Milk Bottle? A. "Open Other End" Q. What Do You Say To A mexican In A Three-Piece Suit? A. Will The Defendant Please Rise! Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A mexican And An Ape. A. A Retarded Ape. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A mexican And A Squirrel? A. A Tree Full Of Hubcaps. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A mexican And A Pig? A. Nothing. There Are Some Things Even A Pig Won't Do. Q. What Do You Do When A mexican Throws A Grenade At You? A. You Pull The Pin And Throw It Back. Q. What Do You Call This? (Puff Out Your Cheeks) A. A mexican Sperm Bank. Q. What Do You Call An mexican With Buck-Teeth? A. A Rake! Q. What Do You Call An mexican With A Sesame Seed On His Head? A. A Quarter Pounder. Q. What Do You Call An mexican With A Fur Hat And Boots On? A. A Q-Tip! Q. What Do You Call An mexican With A Dog ? A. A Vegetarian ! Q. What Do You Call An mexican With A Dime On His Head? A. A Nail. Q. What Do You Call An mexican In A Fur Coat? A. A Pipe Cleaner. Q. What Do You Call An mexican In A Dinner Jacket? A. An Optimist ! Q. What Do You Call An mexican Lying Under A Wheel Barrow? A. A Mechanic. Q. What Do You Call A Pimple On A mexican Ass? A. A Brain Tumor Q. What Do You Call A mexican With An I.Q. Of 176? A. A Village. Q. What Do You Call A mexican Paratrooper? A. Instant Air Pollution. Q. What Do You Call A mexican On A Water Bed? A. Lake Placid. Q. What Do You Call A mexican At University? A. The Caretaker. Q. What Do Mexicans Say Before Picking Their Noses? A. Grace. Q. What Did The mexican Mother Say When Her Daughter Told Her She Was Pregnant? A. Are You Sure Is Yours? Q. What Did The mexican Lady Get For Using Birth Control? A. A Thousand Dollars From Crime Stoppers! Q. What Did The mexican Do With His First Fifty Cent Piece? A. He Married Her. Q. What Are The Three Most Difficult Years In A mexican's Life? A. Second Grade. Q. What Are The mexican's Latest Inventions? A. A Helicopter With An Ejection Seat, And A Solar Powered Flashlight. Q. How Many Mexicans Does It Take To Eat An Armadillo? A. Three, One To Eat It And Two To Watch For Cars. Q. How Many mexican Men Does It Take To Do The Washing Up? A. None Its Women's Work! Q. How Does The mexican Prepare For A Trip In Alaska? A. He Packs A Six-Pack In Case He Has To Leave A Message In The Snow. Q. How Does Every mexican Joke Start? A. The Teller Looks Over Both Of His Shoulders. Q. How Does An mexican Count His Goats? A. He Just Counts The Legs, And Divides By Four. Q. How Does A mexican Count? A. "1, 2, 3, Another, Another, Another...." Q. How Do You Sink A mexican Submarine? A. Knock On The Hatch! Q. How Do You Sink A mexican Battleship? A. Put It In Water. Q. How Do You Ruin A mexican Party? A. Flush The Punch Bowl. Q. How Do You Make An mexican Dizzy? A. Stand Him An A Barrel And Tell Him To Piss In The Corner. Q. How Do You Make A mexican Spill His Pint? A. Ask Him The Time. Q. How Do You Know You've Moved Into An mexican Neighborhood? A. You Take Your Hid To School And A Guy In A Suit Says, "I Be Da Principal". Q. How Do You Kill An mexican? A. Smash The Toilet Seat On His Head While He Gets A Drink. Q. How Do You Keep A mexican In Suspense? A. I'll Tell You Tomorrow. Q. How Do You Keep A mexican Busy For Hours? A. Give Him A Card With "Please Turn Over" Written On Both Sides. Q. How Do You Get An mexican To Burn His Ear? A. Ring Him Up While He's Ironing. Q. How Do You Get A One-Armed mexican Out Of A Tree? A. Wave To Him. Q. How Do You Get A mexican Pregnant? A. Come In Her Shoes And Let The Flies Do The Rest. Q. How Do You Get 3 Mexicans Off A Couch? A. Jerk 1 Off And The Other 2 Cum Q. How Do You Confuse An mexican? A. Give Him Three Shovels And Tell Him To Take His Pick. Q. How Do You Break A mexican's Finger? A. Punch Him In The Nose. Q. How Do You Brainwash An mexican? A. Give Him An Enema. Q. How Do We Know There Is A mexican Mafia? A. They Found Two Men With Their Heads Tied Together And Shot Through The Hands. Q. How Come Mexicans Can't Use Word Processors? A. They Keep Getting White-Out All Over The Screen. Q. How Come mexican People Only Smell On One Side? A. They Can Never Find "Left Guard" In The Supermarket. Q. How Can You Tell A mexican Woman Is On Her Period? A. She's Only Wearing 1 Sock Q. How Can You Tell A mexican Firing Squad? A. They Stand In A Circle. Q. How Can You Tell A mexican Cock Sucker? A. He's The One Spitting Feathers. Q. How Are mexican Children Taught To Put On Their Underwear? A. Brown In The Back, Yellow Up Front. Q. Have You Heard About The mexican 500 Car Race? A. The First Car To Start Wins. Q. Did You Here About The mexican Woodworm? A. It Was Found In A Brick! Q. Did You Hear How The mexican Hockey Team Drowned? A. Spring Training! Q. Did You Hear About The Lazy mexican? A. He Married A Pregnant Woman. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Who Won A Gold Metal In The Olympics? A. He Took It Home And Got In Bronzed. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Who Was So Stupid That Other Mexicans Noticed? A. (None Required) Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Who Promised To Prevent Potholes? A. He Brushed His Street With Crest. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Who Moved His Entire House Six Inches To The Side? A. He Needed To Tighten His Loose Clothesline! Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Who Locked His Family In His Car? A. It Took Him An Hour To Get Them Out With A Coat Hanger. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Who Heard That All Accidents Happen Within A 1-Mile Radius Of Your House? A. He Moved! Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Who Gave Up Golf? A. He Lost His Ball. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Who Took Up Golf? A. He Found It. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Terrorist Sent To Blow Up A Car? A. He Burned His Mouth On The Tailpipe. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Prisoner Who Was Found Dead With Two Dozen Bumps On His Head? A. He Tried To Hang Himself With A Rubber Band. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Parachute? A. It Opens On Impact. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Man Who Failed As A Tree Surgeon? A. He Couldn't Stand The Sight Of Sap. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Man Who Broke His Neck Raking Leaves? A. He Fell Out Of The Tree. Q. Did You Hear About The mexican Lesbian? A. She Loved Men. Q: Why did the mexican school have to stop teaching sex education and driver's ed? A: The donkey died Q: Why do Mexicans keep tin foil on their noses? A: To keep their lunch warm. =DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MEXICAN WHO HAD TWINS? SHE NAMED ONE JOSE AND THE OTHER HOSE B. =HAVE YOUR HEARD ABOUT THE NEW MEXICAN WAR MOVIE? IT'S CALLED "A TACOLIPS NOW". =HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A FAMILY OF FLAMINGOES HAS MOVED IN NEXT DOOR TO YOU? BY ALL THOSE PLASTIC MEXICANS IN THE FRONT YARD. =WHY WASN'T JESUS CHRIST BORN IN MEXICO? THEY COULDN'T FIND 3 WISE MEN OR A VIRGIN. =HOW DO YOU BABYSIT A BLACK KID AND A MEXICAN KID AT THE SAME TIME? VELCRO THE CEILING AND STICK THE BLACK KID TO IT, THEN TELL THE MEXICAN KID HE IS A PINATA TO GET HIM DOWN LATER. =WHY DOESN'T THE MEXICAN GOVT. HAVE SUBMARINES IN THEIR NAVY? BECAUSE ADOBE WON'T TAKE THE PRESSURE. =WHY DON'T MEXICANS EAT MUCH PUSSY? IT LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE A TACO. =HOW DOES A MEXICAN KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO EAT? HIS ASSHOLE STOPS BURNING. =WHY DOESN'T THE MEXICAN GOVT. HAVE A SWIM TEAM IN THE OLYMPICS? BECAUSE ALL THE MEXICANS WHO COULD SWIM LEFT FOR THE U.S. =WHY DO MEXICAN WOMEN WEAR LONG SKIRTS? TO HIDE THE NO-PEST STRIPS. =HOW COME THE MEXICAN ARMY ONLY HAD 600 SOLDIERS AT THE ALAMO? THEY ONLY HAD 2 CARS. =WHY DO MEXICAN CARS HAVE SUCH SMALL STEERING WHEELS? SO THEY CAN DRIVE WHILE HANDCUFFED. =HOW MANY MEXICANS DOES IT TAKE TO GREASE A CAR? JUST ONE IF YOU HIT HIM RIGHT. =WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITH A VASECTOMY? A DRY MARTINEZ. =HOW DO YOU SOLVE THE PUERTO RICAN PROBLEM? TELL BLACKS THEY TASTE LIKE FRIED CHICKEN & RIBS. =HOW DO YOU KEEP PUERTO RICANS OUT OF YOUR BACKYARD? PUT YOUR TRASH IN THE FRONT YARD. =WHY DON'T PUERTO RICANS HAVE CHECKING ACCOUNTS? THEY CAN'T SIGN CHECKS WITH A SPRAY CAN. =WHAT DO YOU CALL A KNIFE-WIELDING PUERTO RICAN IN AN ALLEY? SIR. =HOW DO THEY SAY "FUCK YOU" IN L.A.? TRUST ME. =WHY DO PUERTO RICANS THROW THEIR GARBAGE AWAY IN CLEAR PLASTIC BAGS? SO ITALIANS CAN GO WINDOW SHOPPING. =WHY DO MEXICANS HAVE NOSES? TO HAVE SOMETHING TO PICK IN WINTER. =WHY DID THEY CANCEL THE DRIVER'S ED IN MEXICO? THEY ATE THE DONKEY. =WHY DID THE L.A. COPS TAKE THE 911 EMERGENCY NUMBER OFF THE BACK OF THEIR CARS? THE MEXICANS KEPT STEALING THEM THINKING THEY WERE PORSCHES. =WHAT'S 6 MILES LONG AND GOES 4 MILES AN HOUR? A MEXICAN FUNERAL WITH ONE SET OF JUMPER CABLES. =WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MEXICAN AND AN ITALIAN? A GUY WHO MAKES AN OFFER YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND. =DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 MEXICANS FEATURED ON "THAT'S INCREDIBLE!"? ONE HAD AUTO INSURANCE AND THE OTHER WAS AN ONLY CHILD. =WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MEXICAN AND A VIETNAMESE? A CAR THIEF THAT CAN'T DRIVE. =WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MEXICAN AND AN OCTOPUS? I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SURE PICKS TOMATOES. =WHY ARE SCIENTISTS BREEDING MEXICANS INSTEAD OF RATS FOR THEIR EXPERIMENTS? THEY MULTIPLY FASTER AND YOU DON'T GET AS ATTACHED TO THEM. =WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEACUP AND A PEACUP? A TEACUP IS WHAT AN ENGLISHMAN DRINKS FROM AND A PEACUP IS WHAT A MEXICAN DRIVES. =A MEXICAN FIRE TRUCK DROVE UP TO A FIRE AND 10 MEXICANS JUMPED OUT AND STARTED STAMPING THEIR FEET, WAVING, AND SCREAMING "ARRIBA! ARRIBA!", WHICH EVENTUALLY PUT OUT THE FIRE. MEXICAN FIRE TRUCKS HAVE NO BRAKES. =WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MEXICAN WITH A SQUIRREL? A TREE FULL OF HUBCAPS. =WHAT DO YOU CALL A 55-YEAR-OLD MEXICAN WOMAN? A BEAN BAG. =WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN BAPITSMAL? A BEAN DIP. =DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO A-BOMBS THEY DROPPED ON MEXICO? ONE SLID OFF AND THE OTHER ONLY DID $100 WORTH OF DAMAGE. =WHY DO MEXICANS PREFER TO DRIVE LOW-RIDERS? SO THEY CAN CRUISE AND PICK LETTUCE AT THE SAME TIME. =WHY DID THE NEW MEXICAN MAYOR OF A COLORADO TOWN PROHIBIT SPRINKLERS ON THE CITY HALL LAWN? BECAUSE THEY GO "SPIC SPIC SPIC". =WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN 40 MEXICANS HOLD HANDS? A SPICKET FENCE. =WHAT DID THE MEXICAN DO WITH HIS FIRST 50 CENT PIECE? HE MARRIED HER. =WHY DON'T PUERTO RICANS LIKE BLOW JOBS? THEY'RE AFRAID THEY'LL INTERFERE WITH THEIR UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS. =WHY IS THERE SO LITTLE PUERTO RICAN LITERATURE? BECAUSE SPRAY PAINT WASN'T INVENTED UNTIL 1949. =WHY DO MEXICANS EAT REFRIED BEANS? THEY CAN'T GET THINGS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. =HOW DID GOD MAKE THE FIRST PUERTO RICAN? HE SANDBLASTED SHAKA ZULU. =WHAT'S A "WEENER"? THE FIRST PERSON TO CROSS THE LINE AT A MEXICAN TRACK MEET. =WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A MEXICAN IN A 3-PIECE SUIT? WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE. =A MEXICAN GIRL HAD A JAR IN HER ROOM WITH 3 BEANS AND SEVEN DOLLAR BILLS. HER MOTHER FOUND IT AND ASKED HER WHAT THEY WERE FOR. SHE SAID THAT SHE KEPT ONE BEAN FOR EVERY BOY SHE HAD LAID. "WHY THE $7?" HER MOTHER ASKED. "OH, MAMACITA, WHEN THE PRICE OF BEANS GOT UP TO $7 A BUSHEL, I GOT A GOOD DEAL!" =HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE MEXICAN 500 CAR RACE? THE FIRST CAR TO START WINS. =WHAT DO MEXICANS CALL BARTLE & JAMES WINE COOLER? DOS OKIES. =WHY DON'T MEXICANS BARBEQUE? BECAUSE THE BEANS SLIP THROUGH THE GRILL. =DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY DON'T LET MEXICANS IN THE FIRE DEPARTMENT? BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TELL HOSE-A FROM HOSE-B! =WHEN DOES A MEXICAN BECOME A SPANIARD? WHEN HE MARRIES YOUR DAUGHTER. =WHAT'S THE NAME OF MEXICO'S TELEPHONE COMPANY? "TACO BELL." =WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOCTOR THAT DOES ABORTIONS ON BLACKS AND MEXICANS? A "CRIME-STOPPER". =HOW ARE MEXICAN CHILDREN TAUGHT TO PUT ON THEIR UNDERWEAR? BROWN IN THE BACK, YELLOW UP FRONT. =DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LAZY MEXICAN? HE MARRIED A PREGNANT WOMAN. =WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN MIDGET? A SPECK. =WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A FAG, A MEXICAN, AND AN ESKIMO? A SNOW BLOWER THAT DOESN'T WORK! =HOW DID NACHO CHIPS GET THEIR NAME? A BLACK GUY WAS WALKING ALONG EATING TORTILLA CHIPS. A MEXICAN RAN BY AND GRABBED THEM AND THE BLACK GUY YELLED, "NOTYO CHIPS! NOTYO CHIPS!" =WHAT DOES "LA QUINTA" MEAN IN ENGLISH? "NEXT TO DENNY'S". =WHY DOES THE MEXICAN ARMY'S CHIHUAHUA MASCOT HAVE A SNUBBED NOSE? FROM CHASING PARKED TANKS. -- Sabre Man ------------------ For the best FREE porn visit these sites: http://www.quixotik.com/sitegifs/storage/banners/htms/library.htm 40 Free Pics every fortnight http://www.ote.psn.net/lesbian/home.html - lots of Lesbian action http://207.126.104.107/samples.html - loads of free pix, couple of movies http://www.amkingdom.com/index2a.htm Awesome Teens of the Week http://www.kingdom.inter.net/index7az.htm Teen Action Gallery http://www.mistysex.com/mainmenu.htm Misty's Playground http://www.persiankitty.com/ - links to HUNDREDS OF FREE SITES G. Gollinger wrote in article <5pbr0d$4cu$1@usenet85.supernews.com>... >I would like GOOD, UNCLEAN jokes about Mexican, please. > >Note: I already have this one (this is my ObJ as well): > >Why were there only 2000 Mexicans at the Alamo? >Santa Ana only had two station wagons. They had a pickup truck, but it wouldn't >start. > >------------------------------ >G. Gollinger, Grand Duke of Ni > >