From 1rodney@geocities.com Thu Oct 30 20:49:41 1997
Date: Tue, 28 Oct 1997 12:32:17 -0800
From: Joke List <1rodney@geocities.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Old Age Poem

My nookie days are over
     My pilot light is out
     What used to be my sex appeal
     Is now my water spout

     Time was when, on its own accord
     From my trousers it would spring
     But now I've got a full-time job
     To find the blasted thing

     It used to be embarrassing
     The way it would behave
     For every single morning
     It would stand and watch me shave

     Now as old age approaches
     It sure gives me the blues
     To see it hang its little head
     And watch me tie my shoes
-- 
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