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Subject: Love Recipe
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 1998 06:20:21 -0800
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Ingredients:
2x Laughing eyes
2x Well shaped legs
2x Loving arms
2x Firm milk containers
2x Nuts
1x Fur lined mixing bowl
1x firm banana

Directions:
1.      Look into laughing eyes
2.      Spread well shaped legs with loving arms
3.      Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined
mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly with finger.
4.      Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
well creamed. (for best results, continue to knead milk containers)
5.      As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with
nuts, leave to soak (preferably not over night)
6.      The cake is done when banana is soft.  If banana doesn't soften,
repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls

Notes:
1.      If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and
after
use.
2.      Do not lick mixing bowl after use
3.      If cake rises, leave town!
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