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From: "BUTCH" <JIMM@IOL.IE>
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Subject: Robin Hood!!!!
Date: 10 Jun 1997 17:51:40 GMT
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                                     ROBIN HOOD
You`ve heard the tale of Robin Hood
And how he did the poor people good
But there`s more of this famous story
Of Sherwood forest`s pride and glory

At nights when all the robbing was done
Robin and his men would have some fun
In fact it would be fair to say
The merry men were rather Gay

As Little John starts to unwind
Robin takes him from behind
As they frolic in the grass
Robin rams him up the Arse

One night when they were all at play
A gorgeous Maiden came their way
She sauntered up to Friar Tuck
And said"I`Marion,wanna Fuck?"

The Friar couldn`t believe his ears
she`s offering SEX to us old Queers
While he recovered from the shock
Robin presented her with his cock.

The three old men all had a bash
As Marion`s clothes were off in a Flash
For Marion this was sheer Bliss
As they filled her with every orifice.

When all was done she gave a whine
"Thank you boys for a lovely time
but for your pleasure you must pay
I`ve got the POX,have a nice day."

"Now listen here"  said Friar Tuck
"We don`t really give a Fuck.
The laught`s on you,you silly cow,
We`ve got AIDS,so who`s FUCKED NOW!"