From nf-nt-smi.!news1.jaring.my!news2.jaring.my!uunet!in2.uu.net!207.69.200.50!mindspring!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!sprint!EU.net!sun4nl!Eindhoven.NL.net!Leiden.NL.net!Utrecht.NL.net!knoware.nl!usenet Tue Apr 15 16:12:34 1997 Path: nf-nt-smi.!news1.jaring.my!news2.jaring.my!uunet!in2.uu.net!207.69.200.50!mindspring!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!sprint!EU.net!sun4nl!Eindhoven.NL.net!Leiden.NL.net!Utrecht.NL.net!knoware.nl!usenet From: Jeroen van Kessel Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Subject: Re: Rodeo sex Date: Mon, 14 Apr 1997 18:52:44 +0200 Organization: Pellets R Us Lines: 32 Message-ID: <335260DC.605D@knoware.nl> References: <01bc4495$6023b520$2de2acce@b1dxnh10> <3353949c.6426486@nntp.netcruiser> Reply-To: jvkessel@knoware.nl NNTP-Posting-Host: huisie-ppp4.knoware.nl Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01Gold (Win95; I) Darrell Kelly wrote: > > the other way is > climb on doggy style then call her your ex girlfriends name. > > On 9 Apr 1997 03:24:04 GMT, "David Mellor" > wrote: > > >Have you ever had rodeo sex? > > > >No... > > > >Just get on top of your wife, grap her by the tits real tight and tell her > >she is the ugliest woman you have ever fucked... > > > >enjoy the ride !!!!!!!!!! An English guy goes to a Bucking Bronco competition whilst on holiday in America. After watching many hardened cowboys being thrown from their horses, he asks if he can have a go. The cowboys laugh and tell him he will be thrown in a moment - however, he persists and a horse is prepared for him. As he mounts the animal it kicks, snorts and bucks more wildly than any before it. Ten seconds elapse and he hasn't fallen from the saddle; one minute later he still hasn't broken out in a sweat; ten minutes later the horse collapses in an exhausted heap, and the astonished spectators run into the ring. "How the hell did you do that?", one exclaims. "Oh, it's easy", he replies, "my wife's epileptic". -- oo \/ the Nightowl