From cdb@craigwell.demon.co.ukThu May 8 21:11:16 1997 Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 12:34:03 +0100 From: David Bridges Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Subject: Safe Fax In article <01bc4c65$1df785a0$18bb97ce@dectlc.mtco.com>, "Mr. D" writes >Does anybody have a joke, that may be called, "To Have Safe Fax". This is >a dialogue between two people about sex(fax). If you have a copy of this >joke please E-mail it to me please!! It is most important. THANK YOU!!! > >Darrell Guide to Safe Fax Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax? A. Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q. How well should I know the person to ensure having safe fax? A. It generally helps to know the person you are faxing, especially if you want to have meaningful fax, but there are many people who safely fax complete strangers every day. Q. How old do you think someone should be before they can fax? A. Faxing can be performed at any age as long you follow the correct procedure. You need to know switches to flip, which buttons to push, and what is inserted where. Q. What happens when I follow the procedure incorrectly and I fax prematurely? A. Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax, particularly when they haven't faxed in a long time. Just start over. Most people won't mind if you try again. Q. If I fax something to myself, will I go blind? A. Certainly not, as far as we can see, but you should not allow faxing yourself to interfere with faxing others. Q. I fax numerous times each day. Is this normal? (My friends say I fax too much.) A. Yes, it is normal, but be careful to allow enough time for other activities such as eating and sleeping. And about your friends ... they're probably just jealous. Q. There is a place down the street where you can pay to fax. Is this legal? A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a professional when their need to fax becomes too great. Q. Should a cover always be used for faxing? A. Unless you are really sure of the person you are faxing, a cover should be used to ensure safe fax. Q. I have a personal and business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up? A. Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to. Q. Is it ethical to fax your co-worker? A. Yes, faxing is OK between consenting adults, but be certain you are not engaging in faxual harassment or else you may lose your job, or worse end up in jail. -- David Bridges