======== Path: Supernews!usenet65.supernews.com!newsfeed.direct.ca!newsfeed.internetmci.com!jump.net!grunt.dejanews.com!not-for-mail Date: Tue, 17 Jun 1997 23:12:59 -0600 From: St. Catheter Subject: Re: Why does day old semen smell like old seafood? Newsgroups: alt.tasteless Message-ID: <866606885.19101@dejanews.com> Organization: Truth Ministries References: <199706161724.TAA18549@basement.replay.com> X-Article-Creation-Date: Wed Jun 18 04:08:08 1997 GMT X-Originating-IP-Addr: 205.245.119.33 (pm-wilm1-33.coastalnet.com) X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/3.0 (Win16; I) X-Authenticated-Sender: St. Catheter Lines: 35 Xref: Supernews alt.tasteless:128423 In article <199706161724.TAA18549@basement.replay.com>, nobody@REPLAY.COM (Anonymous) wrote: > > I've always wondered... > The day after having sex with a woman and failing to shower, I've noticed > that my uncircumcised penis has a very distinct bad seafood odor. Anyone > know the scientific reason for this odor so closely matching the aroma of > rotting shrimp? You don't have to understand the reasons behind it to appreciate it. A dumbshit ex-roommate of mine once told me about porking his girlfriend, while she was ragging hard, and not bothering to shower before work the next morning. He worked construction. It was August. About lunchtime, he went to the restroom. He unzipped his pants. His genitals had been covered with a hot, festering menstrua/sweat/gyaena-slime/natural ballsack odor/dickcheese glaze, cooked at 105°F+ for the last five hours. He began urinating, and soon the perfume wafted to his nostrils. He said that the smell very nearly made him puke. I've yet to experience anything like this -- I'm always afraid my dick will rot off if I don't wash promptly. Any AT-ers gonna be in PDX on the 27th-29th of this month? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- You mentioned toilet. It is not possible to catch AIDS from public toilets. Furthermore, transmission of the disease through the fecal-oral routine has not been documented. -- the Aids Information Trojan, circa 1989 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.geocities.com/soho/lofts/9698 [until it too gets Mongrelized] -------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====----------------------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet