======== Path: Supernews69!supernews.com!news-stk-3.sprintlink.net!news-west.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!Sprint!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.emi.com!usenet From: "THE BIG PIG" Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Subject: Other Southern Baptist Boycotts Date: 24 Aug 1997 11:43:02 GMT Organization: EMI Communications Lines: 57 Message-ID: <01bcb07e$110a8040$LocalHost@kcds> Reply-To: "THE BIG PIG" NNTP-Posting-Host: 204.255.177.56 X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News 4.70.1161 Xref: Supernews69 alt.tasteless.jokes:172305 (:)OINK! Received the following from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Alabama: * * * The Top 15 Other Boycotts of the Southern Baptists * * * 15. Christmas carols, for promoting gay apparel 14. The Food Channel, because of repeated use of the terms "Beef Tenderloins" and "Chicken Breast" 13. Devils Food Chocolate Birthday Cakes--oh, what the heck, birthdays, too! 12. Richard Simmons, because "There's something just not quite right about that man." 11. McDonald's, because "They're Irish." 10. "Poblec Skools" 9. No more Marilyn Manson concerts performed in Disney-owned venues 8. Pink Panther - gay or communist, hard to tell, doesn't matter 7. Warner Brothers for putting a talking, naked-from-the-waist-down pig in their cartoons 6. Ben-Gay Ointment 5. Marvin Gaye records 4. The Smithsonian's Homo Erectus exhibit 3. Mentos? The *Devil's* candy! 2. Federal Express - no respectable company says "package" in public and the Number 1 Other Boycott of the Southern Baptists... 1. The New York Yankees, because George Steinbrenner is an assho -- Uh, a wretched sinner PIGS SITE OF THE DAY: Cato Institute analysis Capital Gains Tax http://www.cato.org/pubs/pas/pa-242es.html POOR INNOCENT GUY QUOTE OF THE DAY: "I will put down my foot with a strong hand."--overheard at a shareholders' meeting (:)OINK! THE BIG PIG -- (:)PIGS (Poor Innocent Guys Society) Dedicated to Poor Innocent Guys (victims of the wiles of women) and the SLOTHS (Smart Ladies of the House) who put up with them