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>>Subject: The Price of Things
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>>A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town,
>>doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when
>>the girl stopped the boy.
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>>"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm  actually a hooker
>>and I charge $20 for sex."
>>
>>The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
>>
>>After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the
>>window.
>>
>>"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
>>
>>"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver,
>>and the fare back to town is $25."
>>