From swil@inameX.com Tue Nov 25 10:47:26 1997 Date: Sun, 16 Nov 1997 23:23:31 -0100 From: Simon Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Subject: Re: Wanted: Terms for male and female masturbation * Masturbating - Wanking, Tossing, Jerking off, Bashing the bishop, Spanking the monkey, Striking the old pink match, Pugwash, Strumming (Women), Choking the chicken, Jerkin the Gerkin, Five Knuckle shuffle, Hand shandy, Having a waz, Pulling the pud, Whacking off Also: Check out my Website below for this plus other Phrases etc... * Breasts - Tits, Knockers, Boobs, Jugs, Lils, Gazongers, Bazookers, Bristols, Hooters, Dough boys, Bangers, Mams, Baps, Melons, Bee-stings (Small), Poached eggs (Small), Pankakes (Small), Wabs, Norks, Wally Jumblats * Testicles - Love Nuggets, Balls, Plums, King Edwards, Gonads, Nads, Spermy sacs, Pouches of Passion, Nuts, Knackers, Goolies * Penis - Cock, Nob, Dick, Prick, Love truncheon, Blue veined flute, (His hot throbbing) Manhood, Willy, Love log, Bell End, Weapon, Tool, Purple headed warrior, Wedding tackle, (One eyed) Trouser snake, Pork sword, Chopper, One eyed weasel, (Introduce) The Ferret, John-Thomas * Erection - Stonk on, Stiff, Stiffy, Woody, Boner, Hard on, Steamer, Panhandle, Got 'The Horn' * Anus - Chocolate whizzway, Brown starfish, Shitter, Dirtbox, Gary (Glitter), Pooper, Poop * Gay - Poof, Poofter, Queer, Faggott, Mincer, Pillow biter, Fudge packer, Uphill gardener, Shirt lifter, Ring puller, Left footer, Peanut Raider, 1.2.3.. (Poof !) (or 6 & Multiples of 3 for multiple), Battie Boy, Batting for the other side, Mattress muncher, Butthole surfer, Arse bandit, Rim teaser, Bufty (Trainspotting), Nancy Boy, Spooner (see spooning), Sausage Jockey, Turd Jockey, Shitstabber, Anal invader, Girly boy (It), Bum Chum, Cocoa Shunter, Nonce, Rump Ranger, Chutney Ferret, Choc Jock, Rear Admiral, Turd Burglar, Colon Commando, Fruit (With a root), Iron hoof *Vagina - Quim, Love tunnel, Honeypot, Vag, Muff, Cunt, Bush, Beaver, Rat, Ferret, Pussy, Hole, Fanny, Gash (Trainspotting), Rip, Thingy, (ham)burger (shots), Front bottom, Axe wound, (Gnat's) Chaff, Hair Pie, Clacker, Twat, Gadge * Being sick - Yak, Puke, Honk, Barf, Yonk, Technicolour yawn, Blowing chunks, Calling the moose, Pavement pizza, Multicolour upchuck, Parking a leopard, Calling god on the big white telephone, Chank * Sex - Getting nuts deep, Getting your balls in, Ball slap, Shagging, Rumping, Poling, Potholing, Shafting, Porking, (Giving a good) Seeing to, Rooting, Fucking, Going Fishing, Chattin', Zig-A-Zig-Aah (Spice Girls), Gigi Gigi * Ugly girls - Moose, Megan, Hunda, Grufty, Swamp-donkey, Troll, Trog, Troglodyte, Slapper, Slag, Bike, Trollop, Dog, Minger, Roper, Growler * Periods - She's on, Rag Week, Got the painters in, On the blob, Surfing the crimson wave, On the jam roll * Needing a shit - Touching cloth, Showing a turtle head * Drunk - Pissed, Wankered, Cunted, Lagered, Bladdered, Trousered, Sloshed, Hammered,Having a a 'Skinfull', Well-oiled, Lubricated * Farting - Grunt, Guff, Bottom burp, Chuff, Letting rip, Parping * Blacks - Nigger, Coon, Wog, Darkie, Spear-Chucker, Sambo, Sooty, Mugger, Spade, Nig Nog, Golliwog, Zulu Warrior, Guilty, Silvery moon, Jungle bunny *Cannabis & Spiffs - Dope, Puff, Weed, (De) herb, Solid, Pot, Gear, Brown, Ganj(a), Skunk, Spliff, Shit, Blow, Marajuana, Mary Jane, Green, Wacky Backy, Resin, Soap, Black, Red Seal, Marley -- ---------------------------------------------------------- Loz^¿^¿^¿^¿^¿ www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/2395