THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUSS:

I did not kill my lovely wife
I did not slash her with a knife
I did not bonk her on the head
I did not know that she was dead

I stayed at home that fateful night
I took a cab, then took a flight
The bag I had was just for me
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be

When I came home, I had a gash
My hand was cut from broken glass
I cut my hand on broken glass
A broken glass did cause that gash

I have nothing, nothing to hide
My friend, he took me for a ride

Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?

I did not do it with a knife
I did not, could not kill my wife
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would not anytime

Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?

I did not hit her from above
I cannot even wear the glove
I did not do it with a knife
I did not, could not kill my wife
I did not do this awful crime
I could not, would, not, anytime

And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn
And to my family whom I love
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!



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