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"How to win a presidential election" by Bob Dole.

"Things not to do on a first date." by Hugh Grant

"Guide to being accepted"  by Dennis Rodman

"Why I'm so darn Popular"  by the Ayatollah

"Guide to marital Bliss" by OJ

"How to avoid the temptations of drugs" by the Dallas Cowboys

"Guide to Manliness"  by Micheal Jackson

"Guide to a sexy new you" by Roseanne

"How to say conservative in America" by Riki Lake

"How to attract the opposite sex" by Ellen Degeneres and Greg Louganis

"How to run a successful late night talk show" by that Conan guy

"Guide to being trendy in the 90's" by Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar