From marlin.ucsf.edu!news.uoregon.edu!arclight.uoregon.edu!newsfeed.direct.ca!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!news1.best.com!HSNX.wco.com!news.wco.com!not-for-mail Sun Apr 13 18:32:57 1997 Path: marlin.ucsf.edu!news.uoregon.edu!arclight.uoregon.edu!newsfeed.direct.ca!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!news1.best.com!HSNX.wco.com!news.wco.com!not-for-mail From: Kirby Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes Subject: Panties Date: Sun, 13 Apr 1997 13:20:13 -0700 Organization: West Coast Online's News Server - Not responsible for content Lines: 25 Message-ID: <33513FFD.24FD@joshuanet.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: pm1-ppp8.modesto.joshuanet.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.0 (Win95; I) Xref: marlin.ucsf.edu alt.tasteless.jokes:56230 Two roommate both got laid off from their jobs at a panty factory. They just sat around for weeks, until one of them decided to go get unemployment. The second one didn't think this was a good idea at all. The first guy goes down to the unemployment department, waits in line, and finally gets up to the window. After answering tons of questions, the woman finally asks what he did at his old job. He told her that he had been a diesel fitter. They finish up the paperwork and she informs him that he will be receiving $200.00 a week. Ecstatic, he heads home. He tells his buddy how easy it was, and what kind of money he was now going to be making. His buddy decides that he wants to get in on this action too, so he heads down to the unemployment office. The same thing happens, but when the woman asks what he did for a living, he tells her that he was a sewing machine operator. She processes the paperwork and informs him that he will be receiving $100.00 per week. Outraged, he asks why his buddy was getting twice as much, when he had held a much more demanding job at the factory then his buddy had. The woman, having remembered just the guy he was talking about replies, "But you only operated a sewing machine, where you buddy was a mechanic". The guy yells, "Mechanic hell, I would make the panties, and then he would put them on his head and say 'Dees'l fit'er'"