From incubus@abd.net Tue Oct 21 21:29:42 1997
Date: Sat, 18 Oct 1997 20:46:49 GMT
From: Inky <incubus@abd.net>
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Tribute to Versace

 I'm a-maka all de clothes for de rich-a and de famous,
 While I getta sodomized alla time up de anus,
 And I gotta funny ting-a for de whippas and de chain-es,
 Mama mia! I'm a bugger boy!

 One day in Miami I'm-a walka down de street
 When I meet a former catamite who ain't-a very sweet,
 He pull outa big-a Nine and he blow me off my feet,
 Got plugged by a bugger boy!

 Well my clothes costa more 
 Den you make-a in a year,
 Costa more den you make
 In your whole damn career,
 But now I ain't-a nothing but a dead Italian queer!
 Got plugged by a bugger boy!	
	 
	(Instrumental break. John Denver, waving his 
head, does a do-se-do  with the sliced and diced 
cadaver of Princess Di, the bullet-riddled lich of 
Versace and his boyfriend William Kunstler. A line 
dance is performed among the headstones by all of the 
murder, "suicide", and other mysterious death victims 
of the Clinton administration, quite a crowd.)

Inky

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