The Top 10 reasons why John
Ackley should get a longer contract
He respects the power of UNIX, unlike
some other putzes in this place
He'll keep the depot directories!
Once again, Dennis Ritchie is not
available to teach
He just loves the computer labs
(#include <sarcasm.h>)
He completes the starting five CS
basketball team as our point guard (Peck, Cindric, Ackley, Labbiento,
Reiber)
I am not paid
enough to teach...even though I do it anyway
He's not fond of COBOL, either
It's better than actually working
We needed a new prankster after Tom
Kelliher left
Nobody else wants to work here