Top 10 Signs The Apocalypse Is Upon Us
The Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowel in their first year of re-existance.
Dennis Ritchie accepts an offer to teach at WC
Clinton gets locked in the Lincoln Bedroom with his wife for three weeks
W3C changes the HTTP specification to use troff
Congress finds a House Speaker that doesn't have six sex scandals (+/- 2)
All five frat houses at WC voluntarily go dry
Bill Gate$ makes Windows 2000 POSIX Compliant
I get a MCSE certification
Goldberg vs. Austin actually occurs
I get a frat bid