Vanity mirror
32 GB Ultra-wide SCSI hard drive (yeah, right)
51" monitor
Cup holder that says "8X"
Commodore 64 emulator
A REAL mouse (It wiggles all over the place when
I plug its tail in)
Class A IP subnet
An IPng translator
Windows NT - and if really I did, I would shoot
myself
A parallel port Cybersex suit