Top 10 Reasons Why Clint Beham Left Westminster


10The Grim Reaper scared him away
9T1 just wasn't fast enough
8Didn't want to drink the required amount of alcohol for CS majors
7There's these pesky things called "classes" that were getting in the way of his mudding
6He figured he wasn't ready for college...or college wasn't ready for him
5Felt guilty that he didn't have to pay for all the software he got from the school (what software?)
4He saw himself in Dave Reiber
3One Beham here is enough (re: his sister, Jessica)
2He's becoming a "Fullerite"
1Read my lips: 1.6

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