Top 10 Ways The Pittsburgh Steelers are
Getting REVENGE
Lending the Packers our Jason Gildon for
the Super Bowl
Piping in water from Tijuana into the
Broncos' hotel rooms in San Diego
Tom Donahoe's withholding all paychecks
until they beat the Broncos again
Chartering a flight to Foxboro to beat up
on the Pats again (stress relief)
Coating the Broncos' cleats with Teflon
Place spy satellite over the practice
field to see Mike Shanahan's playbook
Place high-powered laser on the satellite
to burn up said playbook
Slip quaaludes in Elway's
Gatoradetm
Instigate rumours in Denver that the
Packers are beat up and can't beat the Broncos (!)
With enough money, a few Bronco Fans
will defect (what pansies!)