Top 10 People I Can Do Without On This Campus


10Foot draggers (see West Hall)
9Anyone who calls the Help Desk with a simple problem and gives the entire 30 minute unabridged version of how it happened and all the circumstances surrounding it and what they were wearing at the time, etc.
8Guys who wear their girlfriends' sorority letters
7The Trustees -- who shall part with their checkbook first? Don't all rush in at once, now...
6English majors who think Win95 is the greatest thing since sliced bread
5Freshmen who use AOL Instant Mess-enger and constantly use "hackerz" words ("d00d!")
4Any group that budgets sidewalk chalk
3Freshmen sorority pledges who sing outside Eichenauer at 2:00 AM
2People constipated in their own morality
1Anyone in the Athletics Department who still think the GLIAC is the best place for Westminster

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