Top 10 People I Can Do Without On This Campus
Foot draggers (see West Hall)
Anyone who calls the Help Desk with a simple problem and gives the entire 30 minute unabridged version of how it happened and all the circumstances surrounding it and what they were wearing at the time, etc.
Guys who wear their girlfriends' sorority letters
The Trustees -- who shall part with their checkbook first? Don't all rush in at once, now...
English majors who think Win95 is the greatest thing since sliced bread
Freshmen who use AOL Instant Mess-enger and constantly use "hackerz" words ("d00d!")
Any group that budgets sidewalk chalk
Freshmen sorority pledges who sing outside Eichenauer at 2:00 AM
People constipated in their own morality
Anyone in the Athletics Department who still think the GLIAC is the best place for Westminster