The Top 10 reasons why Blase Cindric should get tenure
If he goes, that leaves us with a COBOL nut, a NeXT nut, and a old nut
Discrete Math just ain't Discrete Math without him
Who else can chug a two liter of Mountain Dew in fourteen seconds?
He uses vi(1) to write his
webpages... he's gotta be a professor or a Bill Joy fanatic
He uses lisp, so we could easily lose him to M.I.T.
Someone has to save us from the wrath of COBOL
Dennis Ritchie is not
available to teach
He's the only good golfer in the department (unless Dan Hrozencik has not
been completely honest with us)
With Tom Kelliher
gone, Mr. Cindric has the opportunity to be the king of C.S.
'Cause I said so, dammit!