Top 10 Reasons Why December
Sucks
December + New Wilmington, PA = 3 feet
of snow
Post-Christmas Letdown
Have to start worrying about those damned
W-2's, W-4's and W-9's again
Computers shut down around this time - like
Keystone
I catch my annual stomach virus
Two words: frozen highways
Getting picked up by police for public
drunkeness on New Year's Eve
Coming home on the turnpike for
Christmas...dodging all the old ladies that go 20 MPH (until they run
out of gas and going down the hill with the brake on, riding in the
left lane)
All them freaking Christmas light shows
that I have to go to
FINALS!