Top 10 Diseases Popular At
Westminster
Arner-Gollinger Syndrome
(AR-NUR GAWL-IN-GUR) - Inability to stay off Keystone
Equinexcremosis
(EH-KWIN-EKS-CREH-MO-SIS) - Stepping on a road apple
Cardioburgis
(CAR-DEE-O-BUR-GHIS) - Heart tremors caused by too many TUB
burgers
Oculabilitis
(AUCK-YOU-LAB-ILL-I-TIS) - Burnt retinas of those who sit in front
of a Information Systems Lab computer too long
Pescatosis (PES-KA-TOE-SIS) -
That fishy smell on your body that won't go away caused by touching
Brittain Lake
Taggatus (TAG-AT-US) -
Hearing loss caused by attending Bill McTaggart classes
Liberalartmajorius
(LIB-UR-UL-ART-MA-JUR-I-US) - A fatal disease, sometimes
occuring from ignoring a case of Taggatus
Bobstone's Disease
(BOB-STOENZ) - Degenerative brain disease associated with Oculabilitis
Nobailius (NO-BAY-LEE-US) -
Getting picked up by Robocop without your wallet on you
Eichenitis (IK-EN-I-TIS) -
Hair growing on the palms of lonely Eichenauer men