The Top 10 signs that Don Dare is going nuts


Schedules proctors for Econ/Bus. computer lab for 36 hours straight
Recently decided to return back to his previous job as tenured student
Started giving promotions on the basis of bribe money
Now trying out "bondage & discipline" on the proctors
Throws M-80s in Paul Wallace's office
Takes apart computers with a chainsaw
Started worshipping Bill Gate$
Put a quicktime camera in the toilet of the ladies' room
Calls anything with the AT&T Deathstar logo as "having the mark of the beast"
Makes the proctors work naked

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